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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

More Funny Flathead Beacon Police Reports!

From the Flathead Beacon Police Blotter in Montana:


10:33 a.m. A basset hound was spotted moseying down Ezy Road.

3:48 p.m. The owner of a Kalispell store claimed that a man with droopy drawers threatened to hit her if she didn’t “shut up.”

7:53 p.m. The owner of a trailer park on Jellison Road in Columbia Falls reported that an intoxicated man was urinating in the road and driving drunkenly through her park. She wanted to enact a citizen’s arrest. 

7:59 p.m. Reportedly, a weird woman knocked on a Short Court woman’s door and asked if she needed her carpet vacuumed. 

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